the life of michelle: Random stuff to increase your IQ. Because it needs some work.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Random stuff to increase your IQ. Because it needs some work.

Priceline Negotiator! (Sorry, I've always wanted to sing that out of nowhere.)

Article Time!
How ampersand came from a misunderstanding

Vocabulary Expansion Time!
Brob·ding·nag·i·an [brob-ding-nag-ee-uhn]
adjective
of huge size; gigantic; tremendous. ExperiencedNovice is not brobdingnagian.
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zyz·zy·va [ziz-uh-vuh]
noun
any of various South American weevils of the genus Zyzzyva, often destructive to plants. ExperiencedNovice likes South America.
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bor·bo·ryg·mus [bawr-buh-rig-muhs]
noun, plural [-mi] Physiology .
a rumbling or gurgling sound caused by the movement of gas in the intestines. ExperiencedNovice has nothing to say...
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pol·y·glot [pol-ee-glot]
adjective
able to speak or write several languages; multilingual. ExperiencedNovice is one.
containing, composed of, or written in several languages: apolyglot Bible. ExperiencedNovice is not a Bible.
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cru·ci·ver·bal·ist [kroo-suh-vur-buh-list]
noun
a designer or aficionado of crossword puzzles. ExperiencedNovice is going to be one.

Quote Time!
"Society is held together by our need; we bind it together with legend, myth, coercion, fearing that without it we will be hurled into that void, within which, like the earth before the Word was spoken, the foundations of society are hidden."
-James Baldwin

Game Time!
PLAY IT! I ORDER YOU!
Word Dynamo

Sorry. I'm a literary loser. I enjoy Shakespeare, I actually tried to read Hamlet for fun in 5th grade, and I am a self-proclaimed grammar ~~Nazi~~ freak.

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Song Quotes

"We'll all float on."
"Sometimes all I really wanna feel is love. Sometimes I'm angry that I feel so angry. Sometimes my feelings get in the way of what I really feel I needed to say."
"And we will never be alone again, 'cause it doesn't happen every day... kinda counted on you being a friend. Can I give it up or give it away? Now I thought about what I wanna say, but I never really know where to go so I chained myself to a friend, 'cause I know it unlocks like a door."
"My gears, they grind more each day, and I feel like they're gonna grind away. And the city blocks, they drive me wild, they're never ending, mile after mile. I just don't know what to do, I'm too afraid to love you."
"It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on.."
"Think of me, think of me fondly when we've said goodbye. Remember me, once in a while, please promise me you'll try."
"I'd rather be a comma, than a full stop."
"We all need somebody to lean on."
"Someday, I will be strong enough to lift not one, but both of us."
"Nothin' lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change."
"I took my love down to violet hill... There we sat in snow. All that time she was silent still, said 'If you love me, won't you let me know?'"
"Flames to dust, lovers to friends, why do all good things come to an end?"
"If you're lost you can look and you will find me... time after time. If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting... time after time."
"If every second counts on a clock that's tickin', gotta live like we're dying."
"At night when the stars light up my room, I sit by myself, talking to the moon... trying to get to you. In hopes you're on the other side, talking to me too.. Or am I a fool who sits alone, talking to the moon?"
"Pretty, pretty, please, if you ever, ever feel like you're nothing.... you are perfect... to me."
"I want love to roll me over slowly, stick a knife inside me, and twist it all around. I want love to grab my fingers gently, slam them in a doorway, put my face into the ground."
"But I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo... What the hell am I doing here?!? I don't belong here..."
"You use your heart as a weapon, and it hurts like heaven."
"I don't mind spending everyday out on your corner in the pouring rain. Look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay awhile. And she will be loved..."