I LOOOOVE TO SHAAAARREEE!!!!

That was me singing opera. As best I could through web.
I will now share with you a few useless facts that will get you nowhere in life. Except, maybe, one day you will be at a bar or at a party alone, being the awkward wallflower you are. And out of nowhere will blossom a beautiful lad or lady and you will want to strike up a conversation. But how? You are extremely shy, so instead of introducing yourself like a normal human being, you will utter a random fact, lovingly provided to you by moi, and the person will think you are the smartest thing in the world and you will smooch (that's such an old people's word) and get married and ride off to the water park on ponies.

• Did you know that blog is a portmanteau (love that word) of the term web log?
• The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
• Mondays are the most popular day for suicide. (I wonder why)
• The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.  (I love this word!)
• Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced. (we should all just be invisible.)
• The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672. (I love prank-calling these people, but they never answer.)
• The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m). (that's adorable!)
• Porcupines float in water. (I want a pet porcupine.)
• Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.
• The first song played on Armed Forces Radio during operation Desert Shield was "Rock the Casba" by the Clash.
• If one spells out numbers, they would have to count to One Thousand before coming across the letter "A".