the life of michelle: Interview with a clock.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Interview with a clock.

You may say I've gone mad, you may say I've always been insane. Well no matter, I am going to interview a pillow today. Specifically my wall clock. In my room. Her name is Eternity.

ME: So, hello! How are you today? I'm here to interview you because my blog needed an interview and all my famous friends are busy. So what do you do for a living?

ETERNITY: *tick

ME: Of course! You keep time. You're a clock, duh. I'm very sorry. Tell me, what's it like from day-to-day?

ETERNITY: *tick tock

ME: Hmmm. Don't like your job, eh? As soon as it starts you wait for the time to get out. Ha, I feel like that too at school sometimes. We have a bit in common... I'm pretty quirky. Tell me do you have any quirks?

ETERNITY: *tick

ME: I think I have tics too. Sometimes one of my eyes twitches or I'll randomly spaz. Or I zone out....

*in French accent*
ONE HOUR LATER...

Oh, goodness gracious me! Have I been keeping you here all along? I'm sorry. Gosh! What time is it?

ETERNITY: *says nothing

ME: Oh yes, your face says it all. It is.. 7 o'clock. Well thank you very much for your kind wisdom, but I must go. Have a lovely day. And night. Oh, whatever. Bye!

And that concludes our lovely chat. It was quite a great time. Pun intended? We sipped tea and had lunch.
And then Eternity mumbled something about the meaning of life but my recorders weren't able to catch it on video. I'm very sorry.

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Song Quotes

"We'll all float on."
"Sometimes all I really wanna feel is love. Sometimes I'm angry that I feel so angry. Sometimes my feelings get in the way of what I really feel I needed to say."
"And we will never be alone again, 'cause it doesn't happen every day... kinda counted on you being a friend. Can I give it up or give it away? Now I thought about what I wanna say, but I never really know where to go so I chained myself to a friend, 'cause I know it unlocks like a door."
"My gears, they grind more each day, and I feel like they're gonna grind away. And the city blocks, they drive me wild, they're never ending, mile after mile. I just don't know what to do, I'm too afraid to love you."
"It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on.."
"Think of me, think of me fondly when we've said goodbye. Remember me, once in a while, please promise me you'll try."
"I'd rather be a comma, than a full stop."
"We all need somebody to lean on."
"Someday, I will be strong enough to lift not one, but both of us."
"Nothin' lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change."
"I took my love down to violet hill... There we sat in snow. All that time she was silent still, said 'If you love me, won't you let me know?'"
"Flames to dust, lovers to friends, why do all good things come to an end?"
"If you're lost you can look and you will find me... time after time. If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting... time after time."
"If every second counts on a clock that's tickin', gotta live like we're dying."
"At night when the stars light up my room, I sit by myself, talking to the moon... trying to get to you. In hopes you're on the other side, talking to me too.. Or am I a fool who sits alone, talking to the moon?"
"Pretty, pretty, please, if you ever, ever feel like you're nothing.... you are perfect... to me."
"I want love to roll me over slowly, stick a knife inside me, and twist it all around. I want love to grab my fingers gently, slam them in a doorway, put my face into the ground."
"But I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo... What the hell am I doing here?!? I don't belong here..."
"You use your heart as a weapon, and it hurts like heaven."
"I don't mind spending everyday out on your corner in the pouring rain. Look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay awhile. And she will be loved..."