So there will be a hurricane coming our way Monday. I've always wanted to do something ridiculous and potentially stupid/self-endangering in the middle of a storm.
Because, #YOLO.
hahahahahahaha NO.
But I was talking to my lady love, K., earlier and I did get a few ideas... so if any of you are either dangerously stupid or dangerously brilliant enough to listen to my advice, then by all means try:
• standing outside with an umbrella, dressed as Mary Poppins.
• doing a rain dance, dressed as a Native American. Bonus points for props like drums. Extra bonus points if you play the bagpipes.
• cursing the wind loudly like an old geezer (no offense to old geezers, anywhere. We love you here at this blog.)
• flying a kite with a key at the end of it
• doing a photo shoot, with the glorious wind blowing your hair everywhere, and send photos to Pantene, Dove, Suave and Garnier
• shooting a music video in the rain, comprised entirely of you staring at the camera and lipsyncing. Bonus points if it's in B&W, lipsynching is timed off, or you get any UFOs on video.
• purchasing or making a weather balloon. Set it up right in front of the house.
• building a makeshift raft from leftover debris and use it in flooded areas
• writing SOS on your roof. Refuse help when it comes.
• wear a fake shark fin and go swimming in the flood
DISCLAIMER: I'm not responsible if you get injured, arrested, or denied medical care. Actually, I'm responsible for the last one but YOU CAN'T FIND ME.
Because, #YOLO.
hahahahahahaha NO.
But I was talking to my lady love, K., earlier and I did get a few ideas... so if any of you are either dangerously stupid or dangerously brilliant enough to listen to my advice, then by all means try:
• standing outside with an umbrella, dressed as Mary Poppins.
• doing a rain dance, dressed as a Native American. Bonus points for props like drums. Extra bonus points if you play the bagpipes.
• cursing the wind loudly like an old geezer (no offense to old geezers, anywhere. We love you here at this blog.)
• flying a kite with a key at the end of it
• doing a photo shoot, with the glorious wind blowing your hair everywhere, and send photos to Pantene, Dove, Suave and Garnier
• shooting a music video in the rain, comprised entirely of you staring at the camera and lipsyncing. Bonus points if it's in B&W, lipsynching is timed off, or you get any UFOs on video.
• purchasing or making a weather balloon. Set it up right in front of the house.
• building a makeshift raft from leftover debris and use it in flooded areas
• writing SOS on your roof. Refuse help when it comes.
• wear a fake shark fin and go swimming in the flood
DISCLAIMER: I'm not responsible if you get injured, arrested, or denied medical care. Actually, I'm responsible for the last one but YOU CAN'T FIND ME.
Lol I LOVE your posts!!!
ReplyDelete@Thoughtful Mind
ReplyDeleteWell thank you, love. Unfortunately talent like this is never noticed on the scale it should be noticed. (I WANNA BE FAMOUS! *head meets keyboard)
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