Random rambles

So I totally gave up on uploading things for that photo challenge. Whatevs.

"Ready or not
Here I come
I like yo' face
do ya' like my song"
Omg Bridget Mendler you sound like a creep

Speaking of creeps, this guy at the mall kept giving me glance-overs and eyeing me like some sort of roasted bird glazed with honey and... and..
Mmmm
food

What is going on

So I'm just kinda stuck here
In bed
Thinkin bout lyfe
The quetto lyfe
its 2 rough
imma b a rapper someday
And sing bout that lyfe u aint about

I'm listening to that classic ish
Cuz I'm classy
So classy.
So classy...
That I go to school everyday.
HA get it because
Classes
No?
Okay.

I had breakfast at around midnight
And it's about 3 hours til dawn

as usual, I was inter-surfing, googling random shiz and I found tumblr pics and then I saw one that caught my eye and
Ugh
Androgynous people are so fascinatingly beautiful
like twinkle twinkle shining star
I dont care who or what you are
But you're so confident and
Beautiful

so I made friendship bracelets for myself [insert forever alone guy]

I still have to go prezzie shopping for my friend
And I suck at buying presents
Like I'm sorry
Even if I've known you for 10 years
I would still have no clue what the perfect and most amazing thing is for you that doesnt cost 50+ dollars
And isn't too personal
Or impersonal
or won't make you silently barf and wonder what possessed you to invite me to your par-tay
Bleh

So food.
I'm such a glut.
:(
I think everytime I'm bored
I think of food
Golosa.
Bad Novice.
I should go to the fridge.
I'm surprised I'm not like 15 pounds heavier than I am now

I'm tired but it's too late to go to sleep...
If I lay here,
If I just lay here...
would you lie with me
And just forget the world? <3

...

Oh.
K.
Your loss.
It was a quote from a song, buuuut...
I was also trying to be romantic and sweet and whatnot
But I guess you just find me awkward
Why does no one understand me and my silly romantic antics
:/
Maybe they understand and they like me
but I'm on Punk'd and can't ask me and my sweet self out on a date
Because it's all part of a show
Guys YOU CAN COME OUT NOW
Camera people?
I know it's a joke
It's okay I won't hurt you
I just want some lovin'
By people that are only half as creepy as I am
And 10 times as attractive
But oh wait-
10 times 0 is still ZERO
*raspberry noise*
*bah dum tsss*
meh
I'm so deliberately negative
It's not even funny sometimes

I should really go to sleep. At least for an hour or two.

YOU ALL LOST THE GAME.

I love you, poopies.

-ExperiencedNovice