the life of michelle: Are you a horrible texter?

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Are you a horrible texter?

In my opinion, you're a horrible texter if you show at least 3 of the following:

one. word. responses.
similarly, you usually respond to any message with a paragraph. or three.
you respond with something completely irrelevant after a serious message
it takes you more than 5 minutes to respond
you still send every forward you receive
you have horrible grammar
you abuse texting lingo
you don't know what LOL, brb, ily or jk means. (parents, I'm looking at some of you)

typical horrible text conversation examples:

hey

sup

nuthin. u?

nothing much.

cool.

(insert 20 awkward minutes of silence)

-END CONVERSATION-

hey

omg wuzzup grl hvnt tlkd 2 u in 4evrrrrr

-5 MINUTES LATER-

yahhhh ikr

so wats ben hapning?

-30 MINUTES LATER-

jst washd my dg she mad a mess
-5 MINUTES LATER-

cool.

-END CONVERSATION-

FWD: FWD: FWD: You have been wanred. You can't stop reading his message now. I'm so sorry but don't stop now. A girl namd Jessica got this message and deleted it. 5 days later she exploded and died and was found under a tree. Send this to at least 10 people or else you will find Jessica tonight in your closet and she will kill you!!! You have 20 minutes. (insert multiple text signatures from people you don't know)

cool.

-END CONVERSATION-

Jessica couldn't come over today cause her dog died.

aww that's so sad! what'd you tell her?

I told her parents "LOL"

omg that's horrible!

Doesn't LOL mean lots of love?

no mom. you owe someone an apology.

darn.

-END CONVERSATION-

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