Chocolate? CHOCOLATE!

I. Love. Chocolate.
So I have dedicated an entire post to it. <3
Here ya go!

Facts about chocolate:

• Chocolate comes from the Aztec word "xocolatl" which means "bitter water"
• Ancient Aztecs thought chocolate had magical powers; like the ability to give them strength
• Dark chocolate has more antioxidants than green tea and just as many as blueberries
• Switzerland is one of the top countries for chocolate consumption. The Swiss consume about 22 lbs of chocolate, per person, per year
• Chocolate produces the effects of a mild anti-depressant by increasing serotonin and endorphin levels in the brain
• Chocolate contains a small quantity of caffeine which emulates a mild amphetamine.

News:
Sweet 3D chocolate printer!!!!


Lame jokes:
Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit.

Q: Why don’t they make white M&M’s?
A: Because they’d enslave the black M&M’s, steal all the red M&Ms’ land, hunt the blue M&M’s to extinction, accuse the yellow M&M’s of obstructing trade, start a panic that the little green M&M’s were invading the Earth, and complain that the brown M&M’s were taking all their jobs.

1. Did you hear about the affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?

2: No, what about it?

1. They had a baby, Ruth.

Quotes:

Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. 

-Forrest Gump

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.

– Linda Grayson, The Pickwick Papers

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.

-Anonymous

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You're welcome.