Monday, February 13, 2012

Hello, my loves. Can I call you that? No? Okay... uh...yeah. I was bored! I'm back, anyways and I think I'm going to do one final post before I go to bed. You probably hate me right now, 'cause, I mean, I just write so darn much and you only have like, so little time to spend on reading my posts, but how you can't get enough! I know, darling, I know. I'm a horrible person. I'm just writing right now at random because, well, like I said: I'm bored. And I just need people to follow me. So then my posts will have a reason for their existence. I know it's a lot to ask from you, seeing that you are such socially active people, unlike yours truly. So please spread the word and maybe I will sign autographs for you one day.

Sarcasm was very prevalent in that paragraph, if you couldn't pick up on that. No, I don't mean to say you're dumb. No, you're not dumb! What are you doing with that basket? Y U GO AWAY? Now I'm sad.

So, I was wondering if you wanted to be my valentine? Yes, that's right. Each and every single two of you. I know I only have, like, two people who read this. PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE.

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