Thursday, September 6, 2012

Well hello there

Hi.

...You're looking fine today.

Come here often?

I don't care if you're a cannibal, we could still be friends.

Oh, so you cook?

Give me your coconut shrimp recipe.

We should be friends.

Haha, your scarf smells like chloroform!

Where are we?

I demand you give me back my scarf.

Why am I attatched to this lamp? ...Now I'm afraid.

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